by James Unsworth
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Below is the press release from the 'Ninja Turtle Sex Museum' exhibition held in 2010.
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Dear My Friends,
Are you already bored with the exhibitions about girls in school uniforms? WTF? Pop Art? Armageddon? No, no, that's all way too old fashioned.
But the waiting is over as we present an incredibly peculiar style of exhibition. And look, if you're bored with seeing recent mass produced erotica and those boring exhibitions, we are offering a new challenge, something awesome!
Our new exhibition is about Ninja Turtles with big cocks, sex and death and it's all free! It will be absolutely the best exhibition you have ever seen. No mistake. It's a violent, exhibition full of taboos. It's up to you to see it or not. Are you ready?
You'll be convulsed with laughter at this previously unthinkable exhibition brought to you by Unsworth. It's based on the notorious book 'Game Boys' which was banned from most stores. They said it would be impossible to put that story in an exhibition but he did! And, as a special treat, the new exhibition has a gift shop. Yes, exactly as you imagine, mugs and t-shirts, stickers and maybe pens all depicting the sexual Ninja Turtles! Meanwhile, the drawings will show the scantily dressed turtles having sex with corpses! There's even some photographs of real nude people wearing ninja turtle masks!
Showing at the exhibition will be NINJA TURTLE SEX MUSEUM: THE MOVIE
The Ninja Turtles just got back from Bangladesh and are waiting for the pizza to arrive, one of them finds the deadly ecstasy next to their stinking mattress in their sewer lair. You thought ecstasy was fun, right? But who could have imagined the horror and panic that find would bring? When they decide to take them with their beer and pizza it all begins well, they dance. But soon they turn to fighting each other, the fighting turns quickly to lustful and murderous activity...
Previously they had all wanked on a pizza too.
It's Hell in the real world!
And how does the Boglin and chain mail glove fit in?
We're not even sure if this exhibition is legal so it is definitely not suitable for young Tarquin and Veronica. Over 18's only please.