Controlling immigration
by Conservatives
1:45 - 27,890 views

Theresa May, the Home Secretary, explains how we're working to control immigration.

TISM - Defecate on My Face
by TimmaB2
4:53 - 31,573 views

Defecate on My Face


Come home tired, what a day I've had
News ain't good from Stalingrad
I've been busy protecting the German race
So come on baby, defecate on my face

[chorus:]
So, come on baby, send it on down
Bend over Braun and gimme your brown
There's trouble brewing in the Warsaw Pact
So hurry up Eva and move your digestive tract
Defecate on my face (x8)

Get to the bunker, looks like a sty
Turn on the TV, it's all one big lie
Here, Eva, have these prunes to chew
We have ways of making you poo.

(chorus)

Here come the Russians, it's near the end
Proud to say that my girl never used an s-bend.
What's that, Eva? Your bowel is on strike?
Then it's all over for my Third Reich.

(chorus)