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Dumb Ways to Die - Happy Tree Friends Edition (Version 2.0)
by CartoonStar
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Project of: http://www.cartoonstar.de

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Lyrics:
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stay too long in the sun / hold a sharp-ended stick on the run
don`t watch out, when crossing streets / turn high'n'higher the earphone beats

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steer an oil tanker through the north pole / light a bonfire with lots of petrol
drive blindly a car and feel cool / go as non-swimmer in a deepend pool

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lift much too heavy weight / sometimes death comes fast and straight
fall into unknown water is no bliss / replacing light bulbs when hearing gas hiss

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miscalculate a rocket setup can be hazardous / choking on oversized gum bubbles quite horrendous
slashed your head? a crazy hairdresser might give a clue / i wonder what this red cable will do.

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stay out of the water during the jellyfish season / melting icecaps, caused by wasting energy may be the reason

be stupid, uncool and smoke cigarettes,
eat too much junk food, that makes you sick and fat,
drinking alcohol, that poisonous stuff will shrink your brain

they may not rhyme, but they kill most of the people

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Look after yourself!

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